Wisdom

Me: "Abraham, do I have a bruise on my forehead? Look, do you see anything here?"

A: "No."

Me: "Are you sure? I feel a lump right here, and it hurts when I touch it."

A: "Then don't touch it."

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Me: "You have so much energy right now! Where did you get all that energy?"

A: "From God."

Quotes

"The monster isn't full of meat. It has chicken, rice and macaroni."

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"I want to play a teeny bit more. Teeny teeny. Teenier than a crumb."

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"I love you bigger than an alligator's tail!"

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"The two rules are: don't mess up and don't stop doing it."