1. Abraham threw the phone in the garbage today.
2. He is obsessed with the garbage can. See above.
3. Should I write a fantasy novel? It seems like it would be easy.
4. Next year I will do more for Halloween. Like dress up and decorate.
5. Oh clutter, my old nemesis, you return!
6. I am impressed with my baby and how he knows words like a person.
7. Getting a hair cut tomorrow, for realz. Probably more than one. Probably all of them. Short.
8. Who wants to go to the zoo?
9. Why don't you return my calls? Okay, call. And email. And FB. Doesn't that count as more than one call?
10. The end.