Saturday, February 1, 2014

I blame school

Me, after yet another bit of bathroom humor from Abraham: "Abraham, why is 'booty' so funny to you?"

Abraham: "Because - booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty butts."

Me: "I see."

The Force is with us

Thanks to Spotify, we have been listening to the Imperial Death March pretty regularly around here, and 80% of Abraham's games are somehow related to Star Wars. The other day, he was playing by himself and alternating between characters. Here's a bit of the dialogue that I caught that made me laugh. Probably only other Star Wars nerds will find this funny, but I had to record it anyway.

As Obi-wan, "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

As Vader, in a deep voice, "That's not true."