On emotional self-awareness: "I don't want to go because I'm feeling grumpy. If I go I would just destroy everything."
On delicious food: "Does the salad have salad grease on it?"
On board games: "The game is called 'Mouse, run to get the cheese before a missile comes, or a zapper!'"
On love: "Mrs. Simin, I love you! I will love you even when you are old!"
On flattery: "Your name is lovely, too."