Abraham's grandma, Cookie, was telling him the story of the three little kittens who lost their mittens. Afterwards, Abraham asked me, "Are Cookie's cats sad?" I said, "Do you mean the cats in the story or real cats?" He clarified, "Not the cats that talk and...make pie!"
"Does the Bominal Snowman have meat inside him?"
"Reindeer the Rudolph"
Singing softly to himself in bed, "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny booger!"
Back home, after the holiday travels, "When is it going to be a holly jolly Christmas again?"